Just a quicky response to a tag from grody jodie. The topic--5 weird things about you--that is me, um, you get it.
1. I love to pull out my eyelashes, and have to try really hard not to. When I get very stressed, I can't help it, and end up with bald patches on my eyelids.
2. I am the fastest reader I know. I mean, super fast. Like--I am a super hero in this regard.
3. I vacillate between thinking I am the hottest thing ever on 2 feet to thinking I am Jaba the Hut's fraternal twin sister several times a day.
4. I know all the words to every pop song released between 1980 and 1990. (Only a slight exaggeration.) This is not because I like them. It's kind of a Rain Man thing.
5. I'm an English teacher, and I suck at spelling.