Seven things I plan to do before I die:
Sing "Makin' Woopie" on a grand piano at a great night club (a la Michelle Pfifer in Fabulous Baker Boys)
Fit into a pair of size 8 jeans
Sit on a rock at Point Lobos with Mandy
See the city where I was born (Christchurch, New Zealand)
Have a beautifully landscaped yard
Learn to REALLY play the guitar
Watch Sophie become whatever she truly wants to be
Seven things I can do:
Sing "Son of a Preacher Man" like nobody's business
Make pie crust from scratch
Find ways to entertain children at restaurants and in the car
Distinguish between a transitive and intransitive verb
Dance with abandon...if not skill
Engage and teach a room full of at risk-teenagers
Make killer French braids
Seven things I cannot do:
Believe Joseph Smith was a prophet
Sleep comfortably while wearing clothes
Return movie rentals on time
Acquire a taste for beer (how I've tried!)
Find a chew toy for Jimmy that he likes more than my shoes or Sophie's Care Bears
Learn to let other people have their own shit and not try to fix it or take ownership for it
Seven things I say most often:
Are you shitting me?
Jimmy! No biting!
That's what you get!
I love you.
Do you need to go potty?
Seven things that attract me to the opposite sex:
Rebellious spirit (this one has been a problem)
Makes me laugh
Smarter than me (or at least can keep up)
Will be silly
Likes to go down
Seven celebrity crushes:
The only two that haven't been listed by everyone else are
Jon Bon Jovi (On a PURELY physical level)
Seven peeps who I want to do this:
OK--We need some boys to do this, so
(Sorry--I thought you though meme's are/were lame)
The Hound of Bloggerville
although he doesn't have a blog My Husband
And 4 other guys who may read my blog that I don't know.