Step one: Wash and dry your favorite shapeless baggy thrift store jumper with a lipstick.
Step two: Spray and wash and soak several times, failing to remove lipstick spots.
Step three: Say, "Fuck this shit!"
Step four: Fill the pen to the Aquadoodle with bleach.
Step five: Disguise lipstick spots by drawing, badly, assorted butterflies and flowers all over said jumper.
Step six: Photograph and post.